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How to Make Him Think You Have a Lover

Select from the following options:

  • Have flowers delivered to yourself and then thank your boyfriend for the thoughtful gesture.
  • Save your sister’s number under the name Paul H.
  • Appear lost in thought: sit by a window and stare into space.
  • Cry from time to time for no reason.
  • Don’t answer his calls; but send him gushing texts.
  • Shower frequently. Spend extra time in the bathroom.
  • Buy yourself some new lingerie or take up smoking again.

 

Excerpt from How to be Parisian Wherever You Are by Anne, Audrey, Caroline and Sophie